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okay so i know there are a lot of people who can burp on command...
but my dear darling little bother is the only one I know who can seriously, honest to God, fart on command. it's like keeps a store of them just ready for any occasion. (don't know if you've ever heard of or read the artemis fowl series, but my brother and mulch diggums have an awful lot in common) XD
It must be a guy thing, because my brother seems to have that talent too... Only he takes it up a notch... he actually aims them at his victims. I once watched him blast one of our cousins right off my grandma's couch!
and i looked through it a bit before i gave it to him, and discovered this guy:
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not only can this guy fart on command, but he can do it in 3 different "tones", and makes his own music out of his butt x.x
and makes a living out of it..
I really don't think it gets any better (worse??) than that! XD
I abhor alcohol... ( it tastes horrible anyway
tried it only once and haven't again since ;}
my BROTHER on the other hand... i think guys learn things differently then girls (like.. slower...)